Aphorisms, airplane selfies, pork cutlets – what more do you want from a Twitter round-up?

Alex Bowden08-Jul-2016We should probably mention the UK’s European Union referendum. Only, we’ll have to do it without expressing any sort of opinion, and finding some way to link it to cricket.

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That’ll do. Now let’s move on. There are plenty more burning questions to try and answer.

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And the result?

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We can probably guess how this one goes.

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He didn’t even bother asking the question.Elsewhere, Shane Warne has offered us his life philosophy.

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… which explains a lot.And Stuart Broad is another who’s apparently happy to be treated like a child.

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If you’re wondering what Sachin Tendulkar enjoyed and where…

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And if you’re wondering what Jimmy Neesham didn’t enjoy…

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But for serious whingeing, there’s only ever really one topic. Somewhere in the world there is always a cricketer complaining about air travel.

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Perhaps with a degree of justification on some occasions. This sounds like a busy day.

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Although apparently it could have been worse.

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But our cricketers can of course always entertain themselves by taking in-flight selfies. Farhaan Behardien only got his feet in shot.

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At the start of his trip, Dale Steyn managed both feet and one hand.

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Kevin Pietersen made use of a third party to ensure he delivered the goods. He also combined his effort with his new hobby of telling everyone just how much he likes wine, as if anyone’s in the least bit interested.

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You know the wine tweets. We mean this kind of thing.

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However, if we do have one criticism of the Pietersen in-flight selfie, it’s the distinct lack of sunglasses.As such, how about this effort from Shoaib Malik of which even Virat Kohli himself would be proud.

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Textbook.Kohli, meanwhile, is now so proficient that he’s even seeing fit to guest-star in other people’s in-flight selfies.

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